Par glābēju

 Spending your life waiting for the messiah to come save the world is like waiting around for the straight piece to come in Tetris.
 Even if it comes, by that time you've accumulated a mountain of shit so high that you're fucked no matter what you do.

Un mans neveiklais tūlkojum:

Tērēt laiku gaidot glābēju, kurš izglābs pasauli, ir tas pats, kas gaidīt garo klucīt tetrī
    Pat, ja tas atnāk, līdz tam brīdim būsi uzkrājis tik lielu  kalnu ar sūdiem, ka esi pakaļā vienalga ko darītu.

Vidējais latvietis

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Anekdotes par vidējo latvieti un Raini

George Carlin labākie domu graudi

1.Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
2.I wanna live. I don’t wanna die. That’s the whole meaning of life: Not dying! I figured that shit out by myself in the third grade.
3.If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
4.The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions
5.Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money.
6.I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary
7.I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed
8.Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
9.I don’t like to think of laws as rules you have to follow, but more as suggestions.
10.When you’re born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America, you get a front-row seat.
11.I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood
12.Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are women you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place? There’s such balance in nature.
13.One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you’re too tired.
14.In America, anyone can become president. That’s the problem.
15.The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
16.Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client?
17.Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
18.If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
19.“No comment” is a comment.
20.You can’t argue with a good blowjob.
21.If the cops didn’t see it, I didn’t do it!
22.I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it.
23.It isn’t fair: the caterpillar does all the work, and the butterfly gets all the glory.
24.I don’t have a fear of heights. I do, however, have a fear of falling from heights.

Taisnība..

Mums ir tieksme noticēt visam, ko saka, it īpaši, ja ir skaisti pateikts.
(A.Frakss)

Konspirācija

Civilā partnerība ne tikai priekš gejiem

Interesanta doma par to , ka civilā partnerība varētu būt jauns līguma veids. Varētu būt noderīgi... jo īpaši krīzes laikos.

The use of domestic partnerships not merely for gay relationships but for others, primarily the old.

Mrs. Epstein and Mrs. Krauss were widows of two decades duration. Things were hard and they decided to rent one apartment instead of two, and share what little they had.

Though both were mothers and grandmothers, their children
had their own lives, and outside of a few calls and a rare
visit, the two old ladies were very much each other’s
company.

When Mrs. Epstein died, her children arrived and took
everything that had belonged to their mother, leaving
Mrs. Krauss to sleep on the sofa, because her bed had
belonged to Mrs. Epstein.

If anything screams for a domestic partnership, this
relationship does.

Although advocated by gays as “civil union” or “gay
marriage”, the idea of two people being able to arrange
their affairs so that property automatically belongs to the
other, as if a marriage, is a concept that cannot be allowed
to be hijacked.

Although such unions can easily be used as a form of gay
marriage, that is only one form. What is more pressing
is to be able to protect someone, like Mrs. Krauss, from
the legal rights of others.

Could one imagine if Mrs. Epstein owned the house and her
children virtually tossed Mrs. Krauss into the street?
Right now, they have the legal right to do so. The legal
right to clean out their mother’s bank account, making no
provision for Mrs. Krauss.

Many of our old people survive by forming units with their
friends so that together three or four of them can afford
to live in a decent fashion, not possible for them singly.

Domestic Partnerships, recognition of living arrangements
for the benefit of those who are part of that arrangement
must be spotlighted.

To consider this a “legalization” of Gay Marriage blinds

us to the necessity of such partnerships.

Surely, if an old mother was living with her children, there
would be no need of such legalities. Unfortunately, our life
styles have changed, and not for the better.

Superannuated parents are the first to be jettisoned in this
modern money driven world, so that where an old widow or
widower could have expected her or his children to look
after her or him when they could no longer look after her
or himself, today, junking them in an old age home, or some
other warehouse seems to be the latest trend.

As many are fairly spry deep into their eighties, they are
not ready for “assisted” living, but need family members or
friends to prevent loneliness.

In the example I cited, would it not have been more just
for Mrs. Epstein to have been able to register a domestic
partnership with Mrs. Krauss, and that at the death of

either, the survivor was protected?

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